Instead of watching previews

 I used to love the trailers

    Almost as much as the film

          Now they wear me out

                 Ready to go home

         In my heart

                  

               Hello You

         Just beating

               Can you groove

                  to your own heartbeat?

          Like bob your head to it all day?

               At the end of the day

                    You would be beat

                       Totally beat

beat boy beat boy hit that perfect beat boy

hit that perfect hit that perfect hit that perfect beat boy

Look up at the screen for a sec 

          and see Tom Cruise

              Look right back down to the page

The music is overwhelming

"I need you to trust me one last time!"

       says Tom. 

        No, Tom.

Your trust has been mislaid.

Robert Pattison on the other hand?

Bring on Mickey 17.

           Bong.

Ugh, more previews!

Every other movie is torture.

9 out of 10 are 1 out of 10

1 out a million is 10 out of 10

Movie math

Also works for SNL skits 

and New Yorker poems

Oh but for the good ones.

Can you believe the previews

     are still previewing?

        Trailers still trailing? 

So loud!!!

     What???

Hello heartbeat?

     heartbeat?

         heartbeat?

Feel it in my loins

Not in this Coke commercial

Nor Nicole Kidman saying, "That's magic!"

Bring on the movie!